Evil plan
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Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a diplomat. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard’s robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your unholy weapon, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
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